Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Are you a bad person?

Are you a bad person? You may never know unless you get Cards Against Humanity This unique game will bring you and everyone you know to places you have never been. This game is not for the faint of heart and will cause you to question your very being. If you are tired of the run-of-the-mill games and are looking for a game that refuses to allow a dull moment, pick up Cards Against Humanity.

Check out these reviews directly from Amazon:

By Shads:

"I'm pretty sure that owning this game is the only reason I get invited to parties these days. Worth it."

By mykie G "mykie":

"This is not a review about playing Cards Against Humanity, it's a review of the fallout endured from playing Cards Against Humanity. Take it as a warning, if you will. If you aren't a horrible person already, you will soon be. You will play Cards Against Humanity, and as others have said, you will be shocked, appalled, and worst of all, you will learn and adapt. You'll reach for your smartphone and search for terms you've drawn such as "The Übermensch", "Heteronormativity", and "The Three-Fifths Compromise". You will commit these and many other newly-learned words to memory. And that's where it all comes crashing down. At first, you might allow "front butt" to casually wander its way into a conversation here and there. As more of your subconscious fights to unleash the trauma, you'll find yourself uttering "nipple blades" and "mouth herpes" in the most unacceptable of times. You'll visit the Cards Against Humanity website and bomb them with suggestions for new cards like "Cutting the cheese at a funeral" and "Scissoring". Soon, you will meet up with new people to inflict Cards Against Humanity upon them and they'll be hooked. You will receive random voicemails and texts, asking for another hit of that "8 oz. of sweet, Mexican black tar heroin", and you will comply, because you're just as hooked as they are. They'll bring new friends in to freshen up the game...you will feel a rush as the look of shame crosses their innocent eyes as they win a round by playing "Amputees" against your "White People Like _____". "I was just throwing that card away!" they'll proclaim, but you know the sad truth. You will buy the expansion pack. You will host parties where you play through every card in both boxes. You'll wonder where the time went. Your face will hurt from laughing so much. Your friends will buy their own sets, and the infection will be passed on. A team of rescue workers will find you you weeks later in your closet, frazzled, emaciated, and stinking from "Soiling Yourself", because you just couldn't stop with playing Cards Against Humanity against yourself. The light of day will strike your eyes and you'll gaze up at your saviors with pensive anticipation... "Wanna play?"

By Cookie Crook:

"I will keep this short. It a card game that is easy to learn and play. There is a topic deck and answer cards that you can submit. Know your audience before you buy this as a gift or bring it to a party. The person's personality makes the cards funny or not. You will wonder: "what the hell was I thinking", you will laugh and be embarrassed and maybe a bit shame faced at the same time. I have played it many times and had a blast, just remember your audience. Help other customers find the most help"

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